He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Life is so much better after having sex.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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