ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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