Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
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