Dual....:-)
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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