Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
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Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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