I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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