What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
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Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
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Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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