I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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