I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
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duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
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You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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