either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Randomize
