try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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