My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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