they need to just BURY HIM!
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
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Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
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Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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