these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
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So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
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My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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