I swear she didn't look like that last week.
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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