I am puke
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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