So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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