the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I am spending my child support on dildos
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
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Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
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I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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