why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
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Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
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Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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