I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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