just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
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He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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