I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
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Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
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My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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