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• (716): View more from New York

  So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?

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  I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her

  (716): View more from New York

  Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild

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• (903): View more from Texas

  ....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  but the lizard people decide everything anyway

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.

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• (325): View more from Texas

  I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras

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• (352): View more from Florida

  you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived

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