So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
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No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
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She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived