i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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