how hairy? two words: wookie tits
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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