if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
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lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
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We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.