How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
my phone needs a breathalizer
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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