She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
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I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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