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• (850): View more from Florida

  It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.

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• (760): View more from California

  new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?

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  i hope so.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.

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• (347): View more from New York

  i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right

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• (845): View more from New York

  lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you

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• (914): View more from New York

  I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.

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• (914): View more from New York

  But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.

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• (646): View more from New York

  Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.

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