I'm drive I can fine osifer
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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