Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Your face is a jimmy john
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
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just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
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Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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