Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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