There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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