i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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