Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
