i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
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I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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