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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure

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• (415): View more from California

  I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Your favorite bartender is back from prision

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"

  (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I think you may want to look into that...

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.

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  Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Sorry about the flaming shit on your door

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  I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust

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• (949): View more from California

  Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I hope none of us try to run for public office one day

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart

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