On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"