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(313): View more from Michigan

Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.

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(410): View more from Maryland

She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.

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(573): View more from Missouri

Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up

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(253): View more from Washington

I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics

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(716): View more from New York

Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!

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