Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
25 People Didn’t Realize They Were Talking To Someone Famous
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart