You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
