everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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