the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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