quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
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Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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