I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid