if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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