Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
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Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
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The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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