We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
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There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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