No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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