nutella sex= disaster
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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