im gay
i know
yea but for you.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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