it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
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Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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