I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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