Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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