I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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