Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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