Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
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I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
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At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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