The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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