After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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