FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
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Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
be right there i have to get my cape
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
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She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
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