i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
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Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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